Hello to all interested applicants! I decided to create for you all an example of what would at the very least be a semi-acceptable application. Remember, when applying to the guild this is your first and foremost way to create a good impression on us. Yes it sounds gay but you should treat this like a job application; your app gives us a clear idea of the level of effort you are willing to put into the guild. When answering questions, please be honest as if we consider you and you falsified your qualifications you will likely be dropped fairly quickly.

Name: Valefor
Class/Spec: Prot main, ret/holy offspecs

1. Can you raid 12:00AM - 3:30AM Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday? If no, stop now and don't waste your time.
In general, I would be able to attend all raids all three of these days. Class is early on Wednesdays however, so during harsher times of the semester Tuesdays might be an MIA.

2. Do you have Ventrilo and Deadly Boss Mods? What other raiding mods do you choose to use?
Yes, I have both DBM and vent, and a mic to use as well. As a pally I use pally power and grid for raid watching, along with recount to track performance and omen to track threat.

3. How long have you been raiding?
For 4+ years, since Vanilla wow on a variety of characters.

4. Do you have a mic and are you not afraid to use it? (and that works properly)
Yes, you can hear me moaning on vent with Jessterr any time of the day.

5. Are you 18 years of age or older?
22 at this point. Of course this is an important point considering we are a late night raiding guild.

6. What kind of end game experience do you have? Please include your Classic, Burning Crusade, and Wrath of the Lich King experience.
I raided as a mage in all Vanilla content, including MC, BWL, AQ40, and classic Naxxramas. In Burning Crusade, I raided as a holy pally in both Kara/ZA, Hyjal/BT, and Sunwell. My wrath experience includes all content ranging from OS to ToC, in 10 and 25 man versions. Server first titles on all pre Ulduar content, and currently working on hard modes in Ulduar. I have cleared all 3 available raid bosses in both 10 and 25 ToC. Most raids I have completed with Tenchi in the group, which is pretty much an auto Hard mode, even activating the new and rumored Impossible Mode content if Naruto happened to be in the raid.

7. What kind of consumables do you normally use/bring to raids?
I love to always keep 40 of each type of flask (frostwyrm, endless rage, and stoneblood) just in case I have to heal, dps or tank. I also keep the spares around to let any less fortunate raider have. I keep at least 2 fully loaded mana and health potion injectors, 40 fish feasts, and speed pots on me at all times. Of course I always keep stacks of food/bandages/reagents, as every raider with any common sense will always have.

8. Are you currently on Gurubashi or are planning on transferring here?
Currently on Gurubashi.

9. What were your previous guilds?
I was in Notorious previously, until they broke up because I decided to take a break from the game.

10. If you are a hybrid class, what spec do you plan on playing in the guild?
I plan on protting it up, but I have a ret dps offset and holy if your REALLY desperate for healers.

11. What is the best way to contact you?
Via in game mail, or possibly my phone sex hotline.

12. Do you have a stable Internet connection? Can your computer run the game well enough to play at a high level of performance?
Yes, my computer is more than capable of playing wow at 30+ fps in raids and my internet connection is fairly stable.

13. Link your Armory profile here (List some of the gear or relevant stats like +healing or AP in case armory has your PVP gear on(log out in PVE gear)):
Valefor's Armory: Should be in my prot set, which has 34.3k hp unbuffed, 25% dodge, 18% parry/block, and 1700 block. Ret gear has 3800 AP with a ilvl 219 weapon. Holy gear is at 2300 sp, 20k mana, and 450 haste.

14. And finally please add anything else about yourself, reasons your want to join or anything else you feel we should know (why you left your previous guild). Links to WWS reports are a Major plus.
I have been playing Wow for a pretty good deal of time, and I have always enjoyed buttsecks with Jessterr. I know most of the officers in the guild and they can vouch for consistency and ability. I love raiding and masturbate to my stats nightly. When I'm not on WoW, I'm normally sleeping, or occasionally eating. I love to watch porn, especially after a good raid, and enjoy having a good time in raids with my buddies. I also have a 1 1/2 year old son, who is really a pain in my ass, but makes me a stronger raider in the end. I would link my WWS for you all but I broke it with my leet TPS/DPS/HPS. All in all I feel that I am a capable person which the guild would benefit from recruiting, and would like to be given a shot, given my qualifications (just look at all the consumables I bring, wow!).